Hunter Biden was able to live in the lap of luxury for far too long, living off of his name as a Biden. When your dad is the former VP of the United States, your last name opens a number of doors. In some instances, it can entitle you to impressive monthly salaries by sitting on questionable boards for companies based in Ukraine, too.
However, things aren’t as easy for Hunter Biden as they once were. His lawyer quit, a judge wants to see three years of tax returns, and dad doesn’t want to talk about the DNA test that made him a grandfather again.
It’s not hard to see why Biden’s lawyer up and quit. The court proceedings handling child support are not going well, especially with Biden blowing off a hearing. To ensure that the mother in question gets the appropriate amount of money, the lawyer wants to see three years’ worth of tax returns.
The 49-year old son of former VP Joe Biden wasn’t in the courtroom in Batesville, Arkansas when his attorney quit – and it’s no surprise since Biden didn’t want to be there.
Lunden Roberts, the 28-year old woman who has the child support suit against Biden, was seen for the first time since having to file a paternity suit. She was seen in the front row of the gallery sporting 3-inch black heels. Biden supposedly met her while she worked as a stripper in one of DC’s high-end gentlemen’s clubs.
Judge Don McSpadden proceeded over the hearing and identified that three years of tax returns would need to be provided before determining the amount of monetary support that Biden will need to provide. Additionally, the sex of the child has still not been revealed as Roberts wants to keep the child out of the press.
It is also reported that Biden has requested to seal all of his financial records in an effort to avoid public embarrassment due to claims of substantial debts – something that comes as a shock to most of the world after learning about monthly salaries in excess of $50,000 thanks to sitting on the board of Burisma Holdings.
Biden shouldn’t be worried about public embarrassment at this point – it’s a little too late for that. He worked for a Ukrainian company, his dad had to threaten a country to get him out of being investigated, he got a stripper pregnant, and reports show that he was suspected of smoking crack in one of the DC strip club’s VIP rooms. Yeah, Biden, your significant debts are the least of your problems at this point. At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before the Democratic National Committee asks him to run for president. After all, he couldn’t be any worse than Hillary Clinton as a nominee.
Perhaps Joe Biden should have talked with his son before creating the new campaign slogan of “No Malarkey” because his son is full of it. There have been plenty of angry tweets directed at Hunter Biden for not stepping up and taking care of his responsibilities. Lunden Roberts should not have to go through this much legal red tape to prove to him that he’s the father (which he is) and get him to pay child support (which he will).
Many have estimated that Hunter Biden is worth billions due to his impressive salary with Burisma Holdings as well as the impressive sums of money that he’s gotten as part of his other business dealings. It’s no surprise that the judge wants to see three years of tax returns as that’s one of the few ways to ensure that the income is accurate – otherwise, Biden could hold out on some of his earnings, cheating his child.
And to think that Joe Biden’s ranking in the polls is dropping. He’s likely got to thank his son for that as no one wants to vote for a man who can’t raise a son to know the difference between right and wrong. Hunter Biden has spent a lot of time in the strip clubs and gentlemen’s clubs of DC, and it looks like he was leading with the wrong head at least once. It’s only a matter of time before more strippers come forward to identify that they, too, are carrying one of his children. By the time the primary elections happen, Joe Biden could find out that he’s the grandfather of at least half a dozen bastard children.
Hunter Biden has led the rich life for far too long – and now it’s time for him to pay.